Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize