Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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