Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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