Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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