she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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