Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
barbara walters just said penis...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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