I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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