YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
this will be a night to untag.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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