are you still at the devil's house?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I love you.
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