All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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