Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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