what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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