Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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