yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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