It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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