perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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