I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
do nipples grow back?
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