Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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