scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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