im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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