So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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