So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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