grandma shit on top of the toilet
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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