Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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