i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Bring me that man meat
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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