I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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