Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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