is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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