...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
