my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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