ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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