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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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