After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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