Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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