before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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