Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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