You're completely useless in the revolution.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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