I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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