No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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