so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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