I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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