So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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