everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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