Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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