i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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