I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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