there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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