Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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