You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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