but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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