The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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