he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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