She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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