So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I need water and some morals
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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